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The SolitairE GOD

[everything in this story is 100% true]   
 
 
 
 
 I’ll think about her again today.   Seventeenth time this week.  It’s only Tuesday.  The date is insignificant.  The number is not.   Forty-seven times this month.  Nine hundred and one times since the old year will ring in.  Don’t ask me why I keep track of these things; it’s just one of those things.  But you already knew that, whoever you are.   I saw it an hour from now, during another stretch in time when the mystic cards held me captive.  Eight on nine,

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ReaperPiddle.  Looks like my work here isn’t as finished as I thought. Congratulations, you’ve delayed the inevitable.  Looks like I’ve taught you something after all.  Too bad you didn’t pick up on that ‘killing your loved ones’ bit, because that would’ve saved me a  lot of time.  Make no mistake.  You’re still gonna burn, burn, yes you’re gonna burn!  It’s just gonna take another few days, that’s all.  Count your blessings, punk.  Well then, since you’ve got some pages left in your wicked bones, I guess I might as well try and do something interesting.  Reaper
in Humor on 2/17/07
The Golden RatioA picture is worth a thousand words, they say.  I say they take this for granted.  They chuckle, say So much effort goes into each portrait, each still life, as if each hand-picked word on the page flows as though from a faucet, where one must only turn the right crank, in the right direction, to fill a page and spill over.  A thousand words, easy.  All one color, all one ink, and the canvas is always the same.  Every tool applied to the craft can be identified, named, categorized in another tool, or rather a tool chest, titled Dictionary, whereas it is impossible to identify, name, and catego The Golden Ratio
in Philosophical on 2/1/06
TearsTears for me --  trying still to say  this passion is not free  though lasting on  past mascara bleeding  down cheeks once rosy,  now flush and flustered,  draining daily in prayer  that this lowly being --  being me --  should awake from this  dream dreamed too far  and greet a morning  of bright stars  and clear skies --  for these tears are  for me, and of me Tears
in Open on 2/1/06
DIY Fast Food“Wanna Uber-Size it?”  Filtered through so many electronics and wires my head tangled just thinking about it, even my own voice echoes foreign notes in my ears.  I can’t guess what the fellow trapped in his smoky sedan might have heard, but at least he knew the ritual.  “No?  Second window please.”  I don’t know what he heard, and I’m not one to care.  Two button presses and my job here is done; that’s what I care about, not some schmuck who thinks something born and bred in a paper wrapper is du jour.  I hear behind me a woman coming in.  I dub her Shrill Shelby. DIY Fast Food
in Satire on 2/1/06
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  • Current Age: 22
  • Current Residence: Bandera, TX
  • Interests: Writing and guitars
  • Favourite movie: Fight Club, Fried Green Tomatoes
  • Favourite band or musician: Mazedude
  • Favourite genre of music: Soundtracks
  • Favourite artist: Escher
  • Favourite poet or writer: Chaucer, Henry Fielding
  • Favourite photographer: Turtle
  • Favourite style of art: Macaroni + Glue + Paper Plate
  • Operating System: Widows
  • Skin of choice: Yours
  • Favourite game: Deus Ex
  • Favourite gaming platform: Dreamcast
  • Favourite cartoon character: Gonzo
  • Personal Quote: The windows are turning again . . .
  • Tools of the Trade: My own two hands

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~cXeGG:iconcXeGG: Nov 13, 2007, 2:18:19 PM
Halloo Ms. Evil! How you be? It's been, like, forever and a day, ain't it? I miss yuh. Still kickin' it up in Colorado? And more importantly, when you gettin' y'self back down here? I miss mah Evil.

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I'm available for homework help, anime conventions, orgies, and childrens' parties.
~da-spooky:iconda-spooky: Feb 22, 2007, 6:30:17 PM
ello, you. Say, I never asked - did you give me back my Terry Pratchett books? cuz I've been itching to reread the Colour of Magic and can't for the life of me find it.

Good to see some of your writing again - I lost most of it when the old pc went kablooie. XP

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"Vichyssoise: The patron soup of revenge."
-The Teen Ninja Girl Squad
~Aura-Alora:iconAura-Alora: Feb 17, 2007, 10:30:21 AM
You need some '07 on your page, it is only right I provide >:3

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~Sadako-Akiko:iconSadako-Akiko: Jun 22, 2006, 6:44:06 PM
You havn't posted new work in so long..it makes me sad but you have been busy lately with our movie. I would sugest you post up the movie script but then someone may try to steal it. *looks around suspiciously*

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"Note to self, get self-confidence...Wonder if they sell that on EBay." -unknown(whoever came up with this is brilliant)-
~Aura-Alora:iconAura-Alora: May 4, 2006, 7:59:18 AM
Hi there :D Thanks for the watch dude :glomp: :thumbsup::D
~Sadako-Akiko:iconSadako-Akiko: Feb 14, 2006, 6:38:44 PM
Happy V-day coltaire! :fork: Here's the v-day fork in the head. :matrixfight: The v-day matrix fight. :sushi: The v-day sushi. :petting: The v-day petting. :hug: The v-day hug. :bonk: The v-day bonk on the head with a hammer. :sing: The v-day song. :dance: The v-day dance. :poke: The v-day poke of doom. :glomp: and of course the most important one is the v-day glomp. Have a kick butt V-day...damn I just sounded like you. *stabs self with a spork*

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"Note to self, get self-confidence...Wonder if they sell that on EBay." -unknown(whoever came up with this is brilliant)-
~Sadako-Akiko:iconSadako-Akiko: Feb 2, 2006, 3:41:40 PM
Just stoppin by to say hello for no reason at all. Anyway Hello, hope your day has been good.

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"Note to self, get self-confidence...Wonder if they sell that on EBay." -unknown(whoever came up with this is brilliant)-
~lordbrolli:iconlordbrolli: Jan 25, 2006, 7:26:22 PM
:D thx for wishing me a happy anniversary :D

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A contradiction cannot exist in reality. To believe in a contradiction is to abdicate your belief in the existence of the world and the nature of the things in it.
~Sadako-Akiko:iconSadako-Akiko: Jan 14, 2006, 7:48:43 PM
The fact that you are on a camping trip with Nick and your mood is horny frightens me. Is there something you need to tell me...what there is?...Youre what? You're in love with..gah that is so disturbing!!!.....Lol just kidding hope you're having fun on the camping trip. I'll be going to sleep tonight in a comfy bed..yeah that's right you have to sleep on the ground next to a guy who snores hahahahahaha!! Oh yea guess what..I actually called myself pretty today and believed it. You should be proud...you're advice actually got to me, not to mention my mother told me the same thing the other morning. Well gotta go to the stock show dance so cya later when your whining about your back hurting ehehehe!

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"Note to self, get self-confidence...Wonder if they sell that on EBay." -unknown(whoever came up with this is brilliant)-
~Sadako-Akiko:iconSadako-Akiko: Jan 8, 2006, 12:03:44 PM
No not your ring silly, Coltaire's ring. He has a ring and I like to steal it. *runs around in circles while still holding the ring.* Seee it is perdy and shiny!

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"Note to self, get self-confidence...Wonder if they sell that on EBay." -unknown(whoever came up with this is brilliant)-
~Nekura-Musouka:iconNekura-Musouka: Jan 7, 2006, 11:32:06 PM
:? -Checks finger and dismisses the blames the whole event on club drugs-

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Useless Philosophy:

A slice of bread always manages to land peanut-butter side down. But if, by chance, you were to put the peanut-butter on both sides of the slice, it will float forever. -Tested and Proven
~Sadako-Akiko:iconSadako-Akiko: Jan 6, 2006, 1:34:28 PM
It's Friday wheee!!! *steals your ring and runs*

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"Note to self, get self-confidence...Wonder if they sell that on EBay." -unknown(whoever came up with this is brilliant)-
~Nekura-Musouka:iconNekura-Musouka: Jan 6, 2006, 8:35:24 AM
Happy Friday!

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Useless Philosophy:

A slice of bread always manages to land peanut-butter side down. But if, by chance, you were to put the peanut-butter on both sides of the slice, it will float forever. -Tested and Proven
~Sadako-Akiko:iconSadako-Akiko: Dec 24, 2005, 1:06:34 PM
Happy Christmas Eve!!!! Haha I'm smarter then the Colter today.....not really but I can pretend. *plots sending disturbing christmass e-cards to everyone.* Ehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! Ohhhhh and I bought rubber duckies yesterday! There are three and they are devil duckies.

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"Note to self, get self-confidence...Wonder if they sell that on EBay." -unknown(whoever came up with this is brilliant)-
~cXeGG:iconcXeGG: Dec 24, 2005, 11:52:00 AM
*slays Nickie-poo with an Enraged Furby (tm)*

Anywho, Happy Merry Christmahanukkah to all, and to all a . . . oh wait, so that's tomorrow. Stupid calendar *shakes fist*. You lied to me!

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I'm available for homework help, anime conventions, orgies, and childrens' parties.
~Sadako-Akiko:iconSadako-Akiko: Dec 23, 2005, 7:21:09 PM
Coltie-kins isn't a pansy boy. That name however, does sound pretty pansy. Coltie-kins *snickers*

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"Note to self, get self-confidence...Wonder if they sell that on EBay." -unknown(whoever came up with this is brilliant)-
~Rhiannon-Falcon:iconRhiannon-Falcon: Dec 23, 2005, 9:17:07 AM
He can't be demolished by pansy boys. Sorry.

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Duct tape fixes everything...except broken hearts
~Sadako-Akiko:iconSadako-Akiko: Dec 21, 2005, 5:08:22 PM
*scampers back in and takes Nick's wallet as well." Yay now I have two wallets to sell ahahaha!!! *scampers away again.*

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"Note to self, get self-confidence...Wonder if they sell that on EBay." -unknown(whoever came up with this is brilliant)-
~cXeGG:iconcXeGG: Dec 21, 2005, 1:31:33 PM
Liz, I presume? *slays your boyfriend* Aaahh, that makes me feel better.

*slays him again, for good measure*

*then demolishes his head, just in case he tries the whole zombie thing*

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I'm available for homework help, anime conventions, orgies, and childrens' parties.
~Sadako-Akiko:iconSadako-Akiko: Dec 21, 2005, 11:36:51 AM
*steals mah sister's wallet.* Hah! I stole it before Coltaire even had a chance to!! *scampers away to sell the wallet on ebay.*

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"Note to self, get self-confidence...Wonder if they sell that on EBay." -unknown(whoever came up with this is brilliant)-
~Rhiannon-Falcon:iconRhiannon-Falcon: Dec 21, 2005, 9:36:54 AM
What a lame screen name man. Your poetry sucks! :katana:

Just kidding man. Bet you can't guess who this is!!!

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Duct tape fixes everything...except broken hearts
~Nekura-Musouka:iconNekura-Musouka: Dec 21, 2005, 5:10:18 AM
It wasn't EMO! :pokejark: *Sucks you into a pokeball*

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Useless Philosophy:

A slice of bread always manages to land peanut-butter side down. But if, by chance, you were to put the peanut-butter on both sides of the slice, it will float forever. -Tested and Proven
~Sadako-Akiko:iconSadako-Akiko: Dec 20, 2005, 3:27:59 PM
Sad emo songs should make you happy. They make you realize how great your life is.

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"Note to self, get self-confidence...Wonder if they sell that on EBay." -unknown(whoever came up with this is brilliant)-
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